You know...and that kills the mood and it ends poorly. You know, not all men have big...willies Jake. Nothing wrong with average."Jake laughed an angry laugh. "That is not it at all, mom! In fact, it is quite the opposite. You're right on the first part of it. By the third date, we are both ready for a little more than holding hands. But when they see it they totally shut down. Tonight was different though. She was dating me on a dare from a couple of the other girls I had dated all so she could get a look at it. She had no intention of going all the way with me. As soon as she saw it, she exclaimed, "Oh fuck they were right! I have never seen anything like it!" So is it bent? Jake, come on. You gotta give me something more to work with here." Rose was beginning to get perturbed herself with Jake's obtuse description of what must a badly deformed cock."Fine, mom. But consider yourself warned." As he spoke, he walked up to her as she still sat on the sofa and stopped about a foot in. "Bugger the Queen!" Armen laughed."That's incest old chap!" Edward laughed."Hilarious," Greta agreed."Where did you learn such words?" Edward asked."Here and there," Greta admitted."Well keep them to yourself!" Edward insisted, but he was too late, the Queen had returned."Ah, downstairs Armen if you please your father wishes an audience," she insisted.They left Greta alone again, and she sat moodily on the chair wondering whether she should escape at night or try it in daylight on market day when it was very busy.Nearly a week went by, and the Queen sent word that the bronze cock was ready and Greta was to collect it.Greta knew instantly something was wrong, it was wrapped in parchment but was impossibly large."Its got wings!" she said as the blacksmith proudly showed it to her, "You stupid oaf its a Chicken!" As ordered," he said, "A bronze cock." She wanted a bronze cock," Greta sighed, "Not a bronze cockerel!" Should have said," the blacksmith replied."Are you the most stupid.
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